Can women also get male flu?
Women are immune to male flu and cannot contract male flu even if their partner is seriously ill. Women cannot get male flu because the male flu viruses sic their young and inexperienced virus colleagues on the female sex. There, these viruses are trained to fight against the robust female immune system and are trained to become male flu viruses. Only the best are then allowed to fight against the male immune system as male flu viruses. A reason for the sharper attack of the male sex could not yet be found.
Diagnosis
The diagnosis of a male flu is very easy and even for the medical layman without problems. The main criteria are: 1. male patient 2. rhinitis 3. cough 4. sore throat 5. headache Criterion 1 must be fulfilled, additionally two of the criteria 2-5 must apply. If only one of the criteria 2-5 applies, the following secondary criteria can be consulted, of which at least three must then apply: 6. extreme intolerance 7. weakness of the whole body 8. incapacity to work 9. + 10. temporary leaving of all household and father duties.
Associated symptoms
A man flu runs with typical symptoms, which are to be explained here in detail. Men’s headaches: pain of the part of the body located above the neck. A maximum unpleasant, oppressive sensation that makes it impossible to think about other things.
Men’s neck pain: Pain in the neck, both when swallowing and when absolutely still. The pain is usually so bad that the man cannot eat anything at all. Men’s sniffles: The nose does not run, it runs in sprint.
Men’s cough: A normal cough can reach up to 80km/h, men’s cough throws men’s flu viruses into the environment at the speed of light. Fear of death: Another main symptom of male flu. Affected patients see how their lives pass them by.Extreme grumpiness: Men suffering from male flu are sick.
And everyone should know that. That is why a sick man will always mention it and theatrically show how badly he is doing. Examples of this: Extremely loud blowing of the nose, extreme weeping, the need for 24-hour nursing care.
Unability to work: affected men not only cannot go to work. Also the completion of light activities such as putting away the dishwasher or taking out the garbage is no longer possible, since the body is virtually at war against the virus. The only activity of those affected: Lying. Maximum television is possible.
